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Nine Words Women Use

September 22, 2010 Leave a comment

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying GO TO H***

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # (3.)

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39 Ways to Annoy Your Coworkers – On Careers (usnews.com)

September 13, 2010 Leave a comment

39 Ways to Annoy Your Coworkers – On Careers (usnews.com)

I think I can assign people in my office to each once of these offenses ….  and sadly, I am #10…..  #!*$&@!!

Lily White

September 10, 2010 Leave a comment

365.200 it's raining

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I actually had the option to wear jeans to work today but instead chose a skirt.  Odd.  Guess its like men who like their boxers – freedom of movement.  Although my legs are lily white, just like the rest of my awesome paleness, I’m at a point in my life where I just don’t give a d*mn what people think (meaning my lack of sun bathing).  With that being said I’m sure that you received some offending mental picture of a pale overweight fugly woman but thats not the case here, thank you.  Just saying – pale is not so bad when the result is zero skin cancer and no leathery looking hot mess for skin……  actually….  I’m not found of sweating it out in the Florida sun either so…. I think I might have a dash of vampire in my genetics somewhere.

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